Neal Poot
a person, while in the act of attempting to sh-t, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or tp holder.
robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from tom sawyer. rob immediately rolled his eyes, “neal poot, right” he thought.
#sh-t #bathroom #toilet #tool
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