neanderthal drunk


when one decides to get totally f-cked up, thus p-ssing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorkn-b (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorkn-b), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless s-x.
i am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. call that one wh-r- that we know. make sure we have the camera.

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