Neapolitan Blowjob
when you get a bl-wj-b from a white girl, then a black girl, then a redhead, successively, mirroring the three flavors of neapolitan ice cream — vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. bonus points if the vanilla girl is albino and the redhead girl is a ginger.
i got really drunk at that party last night and ended up hooking up with some cute blonde girl, then that black chick from film studies, then this ginger chick i don’t know. it kind of turned into an orgy and i got a neapolitan bl-wj-b.
to have your girlfriend performs oral s-x on you immediately after you had both period s-x and -n-l s-x with her and came inside her, your d-ck being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of neapolitan ice cream.
“my girl is such a s-x freak she even gives me neapolitan bl-wj-bs.”
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