Neapolitan Salad
when one -j-c-l-t-s into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having s-xual intercourse with a female during menstruation. the brown sh-t, red period blood, and white s-m-n represent the three delicious flavors of neapolitan ice cream.
a neapolitan salad is most common when a male stops having s-x with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).
jim: hey sal, what’s that on your face?
sal’s f-ckbuddy: oh, that just some leftover neapolitan salad.
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