Parallel Parked


the instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second… thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.
sally: how did the date end?

lafonda: awfully, i was going in for the hug and he parallel parked it on me. #totes the most awk hug of life.

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