near death experience


(n.) alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. the experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
that guy has had a near death experience.
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masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
“i had such a bad hangover headache i had a near death experience while rubbing one out. but once you get started, you have to keep going…”

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