Nearly Dead
turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you’ve traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.
plus you live in the state of western australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don’t venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
happy birthday mate “yeah thanks”, hold on how old are you? i’m 32.
sh-t dude you’re single and living in perth, you’re nearly dead.
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