Nearsighted Date
as opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you’ve seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
this can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading doc-mentation.
“well, i saw her profile pics on facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date”
“that’s the last nearsighted date i ever go on…her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago.”
“went on a nearsighted date last night. the picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym.”
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