Nebraska TeaBag
you take your woman out to a corn field and perform intercourse. while pounding away, you slyly grab a corn husk. when you’re about to c-m, you pull out, slide the husk on like a condom, move you’re newly wrapped member over your partners head and j-zz away while continuously bobbing up and down. feel free to empty the contents on to partner’s face when done.
dude, i pulled a nebraska teabag on this hoe last night. i just can’t get enough of that scritchy-scratchy pleasure.
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