nedium
nedium is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of se asia. when taken orally with water it will give a person the percieved ability to always be in the right.
it’s known side effects are pr-nounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted toblerones.
my friend balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water…given the power of this wonder drug i reluctantly had to agree with him…which, of course, made us both wrong…he then onzed a local hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way…
nedium is a rare mineral only found in the shantytowns of se asia. when taken orally with water it will give a person the perceived ability to always be in the right.
it’s known side effects are pr-nounced shrinking of the male genitalia, general grumpiness, enlarged vocabulary, grammatical imprecision, extreme superciliousness, the wearing of rough textured skirts and a penchant for half melted toblerones.
my friend balders took his daily dose of nedium and proclaimed that fish breath through air not water…given the power of this wonder drug i reluctantly had to agree with him…which, of course, made us both wrong…he then onzed a local hublot wearing businessman for no apparent reason as is his way…
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