neci
a rockin’ -ss girl made of glitter and has a cat army for her country of foblind. she is rock hard for any sort of conflict and is still rock hard when you beat her -ss.
pokemon trainer: “man, she was so rock hard when i beat her for 30 minutes. must be a neci -ss ho.”
(we love neci)
she owns a imaginary mansion and loves all animals. she is weird but you would love to be around her. she has a unicorn/ panda army dressed in glitter and she will make you laugh all day. you can talk to her about anything and she’ll listen. she’s she also loves food it’s her number one favorite thing. so if you give her some she’ll eat it and regret not saving it for later but she’s not a pig. she’s just a weird, nice, and funny girl who loves food.
random person: hey neci! i have food.
neci: really? i wannnt
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