neck salad


the unruly hairs that grow on the back of one’s neck, outside of the normal hairline (as defined by one’s barber/stylist), that clearly indicate that one is overdue for a haircut.
“john needs a serious haircut. did you see the neck salad he’s got growing back there?!?”

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