Neckbearding
jokingly- a general term for the many actions an it professional must do at work.
derogatory- the act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.
person: what have you been doing all day?
neckbeard: i’ve been neckbearding in linux all day.
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being over -n-lytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
this can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
guy: i like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
girl: dude, she’s 10, quit your neckbearding. she didn’t think that far into it.
anon1: name the best band from the new millennium
anon2: the cure
anon1: they’re from the 70s
anon2: bloodflowers (2000)
anon1: i said from not in
anon2: f-ck you and your neckbearding!
status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? f-cking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who f-ll-t-s this guy’s career
comment: wow, you’re certainly b-tthurt about this. why do you -ssume that sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of illinois? he made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
being over -n-lytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
this can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
guy: i like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
girl: dude, she’s 10, quit your neckbearding. she didn’t think that far into it.
anon1: name the best band from the new millennium
anon2: the cure
anon1: they’re from the 70s
anon2: bloodflowers (2000)
anon1: i said from not in
anon2: f-ck you and your neckbearding!
status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? f-cking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who f-ll-t-s this guy’s career
comment: wow, you’re certainly b-tthurt about this. why do you -ssume that sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of illinois? he made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
being over -n-lytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
this can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
guy: i like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
girl: dude, she’s 10, quit your neckbearding. she didn’t think that far into it.
anon1: name the best band from the new millennium
anon2: the cure
anon1: they’re from the 70s
anon2: bloodflowers (2000)
anon1: i said from not in
anon2: f-ck you and your neckbearding!
status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? f-cking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who f-ll-t-s this guy’s career
comment: wow, you’re certainly b-tthurt about this. why do you -ssume that sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of illinois? he made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
being over -n-lytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.
this can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.
also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
guy: i like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
girl: dude, she’s 10, quit your neckbearding. she didn’t think that far into it.
anon1: name the best band from the new millennium
anon2: the cure
anon1: they’re from the 70s
anon2: bloodflowers (2000)
anon1: i said from not in
anon2: f-ck you and your neckbearding!
status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? f-cking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who f-ll-t-s this guy’s career
comment: wow, you’re certainly b-tthurt about this. why do you -ssume that sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of illinois? he made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
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