neckitude
n. the propensity to exhibit att-tudes, behaviors, or mannerisms -ssociated with the common redneck(ignoramus americ-n-s).
“on the drive over here, a trucker on the interstate hurled a beer can full of urine out his window–talk about sheer neckitude!”
“crikey, this breeding-age male specimen is just bristling with neckitude kids! you can tell just by looking that he was born and raised in west texas, attends a creationist baptist church, and voted for dubya. the plumage is another feature we should not ignore: note the mullet and the confederate battle flag on his trucker hat. awwww, i think th’ bl–dy brute’s got a shotgun! let’s get away before he tries to defend his territory.”
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