neckler


jabbing someone in the neck with a straight hand
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the ring of gas that acc-mulates around the collar area of a wet suit when a scuba diver farts
“i shouldn’t have eaten so much cabbage before we went scuba diving. i had a wicked neckler on the way down.”
sprinkler system developed by rednecks that entail a regular garden hose run from tree to tree with holes made by a pocket knife at all desired water flow locations. benefits: cheaper and easier to self-install than a formal sprinkler system, no possible damage to sprinkler heads by incompetent gardeners, can adjust water flow by either adding more holes or putting duct tape to decrease flow
downfalls: too many holes lead to pressure decrease in whole system, may freeze in winter
over the weekend i installed a new set of necklers for our garden.

the neckler system in front of your house is very effective.

necklers are easy to install and cost effective.

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