Neckstrap Fail
when a saxophone player completely puts away their saxophone but walks away with their neckstrap still around their neck.
jim: -puts saxophone away and gets up to leave-
brian: hey jim! you still have your neckstrap on!
jim: neckstrap fail! d:
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