Shitfaced Monster


cookie monster’s alter ego every night.
sh-tfaced monster is the alter ego of cookie monster.
the alter-ego of the cookie monster, or charlie sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.
he is the sh-tfaced monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

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