necktop computer
a flash drive worn around the neck on a lanyard. generally the property of computer geeks or people like me, when the company doesn’t supply a laptop but expects us to have numerous files at our fingertops. also: necktop
i pulled all the files off my necktop computer and left them with the manager.
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