Necromincer
necromincer can be split into two definitions which are essentially the same but i’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
definition 1: term for faux-kvlt doom metal guitarists who have a penchant for all things grimm, glittery plastic guitars, solid state sunn amplifiers and b-tter pies.
definition 2: lonley, overweight clown shoes with role playing tendancies into death/black metal and doom. little in the way of social skills, wont recognise his d-ck from a riff and will have ears that may as well be attached to a mouses back.
oh man chris is a total necromincer. why would anyone use a plastic satch signature guitar for doom?
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