Necrotextia
1. the act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem
2. the act of being texted by a dead person’s phone
1. necrotextia (direct)
jack: did you hear, stan died!
tyler: i just texted him an hour ago! we were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
jack: dude you just necrotexted him!
tyler: oh noooo!
jack: i knowwww…
2. necrotextia (reflexive)
tyler: dude you’re not gonna believe this, stan just texted me back!
jack: oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
tyler: oh noooo!
jack: i knowwww!
mickey (w/ stan’s phone in hand): muahaha!
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