Necrowash
an act by which a person has s-x with a dead body while waiting for their clothes to finish a cycle in the washing machine.
an ill-conceived plan to amuse oneself while waiting for the washing machine to finish a cycle by having s-x with a dead body; however, the process of actually getting the dead body needed to complete necrowash takes longer than the actual wash cycle itself.
tyler: ‘man, i had a necrowash last night, it was a nightmare to get the body’
sam: ‘at least you were able to amuse yourself while your clothes were cleaned’
james: ‘dude, i hate waiting for my laundry to finish, it so boring’
nick: ‘your best option to p-ss the time is to necrowash, but you have to try and get a body first, sneaking into the morgue is harder than it looks’
james: ‘necrowash sounds like it will cure my boredom, i have a friend who is a gravedigger, he could help me’
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