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  to make an -ssumption like an idiot or moron (a word blending of presume and numpty). anything bad arising from this false -ssumption is known as a presumptling. i’m such an tool, i presumptled the big dude with who waved me over to the dark alleyway just wanted directions. he gave me such a presumptling…

• pretentiously cool slut

  a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda sl-tty dude1: dude, she’s been with everyone. dude2: yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls. dude1: she is a pretentiously cool sl-t, no joke.

• S.B.T.C.

  the famous signature of the jonbenet ramsey ransom note. recently it has been purported to be an acronym for shall be the conquerer. this was brought to light when john mark karr claimed he was the one to write the note. a school yearbook belonging to karr ‘s former female cl-ssmate may provide the link […]

• scace

  scrawny, gaunt, skinny susan needs a biscuit because she is looking scace.

• FNOD

  to suddenly acquire a severe case of narcolepsy and not be able to stay awake during meetings at work. “i need some coffee before this meeting or i’m going to fnod big time.” “did you see kim during the meeting? she fnod’d and fell on the floor. i don’t know who put the dog p–p […]

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