ned flanders
an extremely g-d-fearing man, with creepy little kids named rodd and todd. used to have a wife named maude, but she was h-t by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a nascar race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with sar sloane, the biggest hoe in hollywood (in the simpsons anyway). also a huge beatles fan.
homer: i didn’t know you were such a beatles fan.
flanders: of course i am, the beatles were bigger than jesus! but your boy went yoko and broke up my collection…
only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in springfield!
ned flanders is the happiest man in springfield….-a-diddly!
overlytolorant, overly devout christian neighbour of homer simpson. a widower since 2000, has 2 sons todd and rodd. ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than homer. raised by overly tolerant beatnik parents. hated by homer simpsons and overly annoying to reverand lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of ‘diddly’ in just about every sentance.
flanders: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
homer: shut up flanders
flanders: okily-dokily-doo.
a dorky, g-d-fearing, neighborly type of man with gl-sses; as seen on the simpsons.
look ned flanders, stop taking the bible too seriously and get a life.
leaving fecal matter on one’s upper lip in the style of ned flanders’ mustache.
1) i totally gave my boss a ned flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.
2) ned flanders that ho.
3) i’m about to ned flanders you.
4) you hold him down; i’ll give him a ned flanders.
5) i’ll ned flanders your face.
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