Ned’s Declassified


an emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. this usually happens at a time when you can’t fixate your b-lls to a comfortable position because people are around. this includes irritation, itchiness, b-lls sticking to your leg, and of course, your b-lls just feeling weird. also commonly referred to as just “ned’s”.
john: d-mn, i have a ned’s.-fixates b-lls.-
alex: …-fixates b-lls-
jimmy: i have a ned’s decl-ssified, but i don’t care, i’ll scratch it in front of people.
jake(has no b-lls): oh yeah, me too.

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