need some tissues
verb. to be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily s-m-n, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
“he’s got three stacks of playboys in his room? man. he’s gonna need some tissues.”
“f-ckin h-ll dude, i’m coming down with that killer cold that’s been going around. i’m really gonna need some tissues.”
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