needle in a gay stack
in the event of an all male orgy in which all partic-p-nts have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry f-ck that shows up packing a baby d-ck is instantly known as the dreaded needle in a gay stack!
gerth brooks: hey walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at zerns later?
walt j-zzme: yeah dude totally. i am gonna make dudes limp. by that i clearly mean limp when they walk because i am going to make their w-ngs rock solid ! are you going to sing by, mr. corleone?
dong corleone: h-ll yeah bro i am down to slam some -ssp-ssy as long as you dont invite that needle in a gay stack, vojak.
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the term used to define the only heteros-xual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other ‘needle in a gaystack’ of the opposite s-x. usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident ‘straight guy’ from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his s-xuality/how metros-xual he is.
hetero: “i don’t know whether i’ll come to g-a-y with you on friday, it’ll be full of gay people.”
h-m-: “straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a needle in a gaystack.”
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