Needle in a Haystack


when a man has a small p-n-s and has s-x with a woman with a big bush.
you’re so small i bet it’s like a needle in a haystack when you f-ck.
male with small p-n-s who has a large amount of pubic hair.
i couldn’t have s-x with nico last night. his d-ck was like a needle in a haystack.

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