Neely Syndrom
urban definition:
a n-gg- with a big jimmy.
medical definition:
a term coined in 1991 after a group of scientists at duke university in north carolina studied the individual named matthew neely and determined that his p-n-s was the largest p-n-s in the world that could achieve natural erection. the p-n-s measured 42.5 cm in length (in 1991). the truly remarkable aspect of mr. neely’s anatomy, however, is not his extraordinary p-n-s, but, his larger bones containing dense quant-ties of bone marrow, aiding in superior blood production. in addition, his veins, arteries, and capillaries are approximately .05% larger than the average human. a larger heart allows for increased blood flow.
mr. neely currently resides in cullowhee, north carolina and is attending western carolina university, and has a major in hospitality and recreations.
it is rumored that ripley’s believe it or not has offered mr. neely two million dollars for the rights to display his p-n-s after his death.
inquiring male: how the f-ck is matt in and up with all dees b-tches?
friend: sh-t, dat n-gg- got neely syndrom. he molly wops b-tches to death wit dat thing!
2nd friend: i heard dat n-gg-‘s d-ck is so long, his c-m breaks the sound barrier and sh-t.
inquiring male: negros… you all trippin. crazy n-gg-s in here.
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