negative dick


a person who is always negative and pessimistic and disagrees about everything a person or group of people say just to get attention or be an -sshole.
jolley – “t. doc do you want to go down to the beach?”
t. doc – ” yeah sure dat sounds fresh to me. monty do you want to go?”
monty – “f-ck no i hate the beach it’s gay and there’s nothing to do around here so i’m gonna lay here and eat all the chocolate pudding you f-cking b-tches and i hope you get ate by a shark and you are never gonna find any girls.”
t. doc and jolley in unison – “fine be a f-cking negative d-ck you fat piece of sh-t.”

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