Negative Planetariums
the term for when a woman’s br–sts are so covered with moles that they resemble two inside-out planetariums with inverted color schemes, the moles of course being the stars and planets.
eric: so i picked up this girl at the campus bar and brought her back to my dorm, but as soon as i had her shirt off i realized she had moles everywhere. her t-ts were like a couple of negative planetariums.
steve: did you find the big dipper?
eric: well she sure didn’t, if you know what i mean.
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