Neil Cakes


giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of neil.
dad: lets make some neil cakes, monk.

flobbers: ok. that guy’s a bl–dy giant. it’s a wonder he doesn’t smash his head through the roof.

dad: you’ve got that right, he’s 5 feet 10 inches you know.

flobbers: whoooaaa!

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