Neiltasha
pokémon #469: neiltasha
height: 3’2 to 5’9, depending on position
weight: 238 lbs
location: bathrooms, restrooms, washrooms, lavatories, water closets, tiled rooms with countertops. when breeding, they are found in dark corners and behind lockers. occasionally they will be found on tabletops.
evolution:
natasha + neil —>
neiltasha —>
uberh-rnyneiltasha (+ melanie) —>
neiltasha-melanie-compound
do not disturb this creature when it is resting in a hidng sp-ce. the natasha element of this creature can be hazardous to your health if provoked. keep a safe distance away.
breeding:
neil, natasha, melanie, anything that can move.
i think i saw some animal scurry over into the machine shop bathroom! let’s get the net and rat poison–
oh, nevermind. its just a neiltasha breeding on the countertop.
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