nelsheimers



an unfortunate and incurable medical condition. symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. but mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for “a little black caulk.” no one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the cdc reports a recent north florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.
ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with nelsheimers. what a shame.
an unfortunate and incurable medical condition. symptoms include: very old age, annoying behavior, forgetfullness, nostalgia for yesteryear, crankiness, crustiness, long-winded email writing, and a pot-bellied appearance. but mostly just old, very old, age and the innate ability to effortlessly annoy anyone within earshot. nelsheimers patients often appear disoriented and just keep asking for “a little black caulk.” no one is sure exactly how the disease is transmitted, but the cdc reports a recent north florida outbreak appears to have been linked to a rusty old pitcher pump.
ugg, that dude used to be just fine until he was diagnosed with nelsheimers. what a shame.

Read Also:

  • getting

    when two people who have been talking get into a relationship. “me and kyle are getting” a short term of getting drunk(hucked) when you come in the house with a case of beer you half to yell “getting”

  • f*ckin snipe

    drop dead beautiful girl who never has an issue getting checked out by guys jess dichiria is such a f-ckin snipe

  • being a f*cking idiot

    filling the site with useless bullsh-t like giving yourself an ego trip by writing cringe worthy ‘love’ texts about yourself or defining words that would be in a dictionary. don’t f-cking do it. it ruins the random feature by showing 100s of names of useless brats that need to write sh-t about themselves to feel […]

  • cornbread booty

    when yo girl been eatin real good. cornbread feeds the soul and the booty caleb: ayo my girl been gettin thick. emma: yo she got that cornbread booty…

  • revenge ghost

    revenge ghost (by louie g): -> a girl/guy you are talking to abruptly stops communicating, “ghosts” you -> then starts texting and calling you out of nowhere -> you go out on a date with her/him -> then abruptly stop communications with her/him, the “revenge ghosting” ‘dis gurl stopt talkin 2 me like amonthago and […]


Disclaimer: nelsheimers definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.