Nelson Bean


a specific type of nelson that has an large mouth for eating various mitch lunches or throwing goldfish into. much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for dr. bean or playing b-ss. an uncommon trait of the nelson bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. he also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and pr-ne to humping or rubbing his -ss on the you.
matt b: nelson what’s wrong?
nelson: i have bengay on my b-lls!

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