Nelson Handshake

also known as: hawera hug, gore kiss goodnight and or hamilton honeymoon. when a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally mcdonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally -n-l s-x in the backseat of a late 80’s or early 90’s ford that lacks a warrant. s-x is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.
m1: bro, how was your date with raylene the other night?

m2: awesome man, i totally got a nelson handshake

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