Neo-Hipster

the new “hipster” generation born between 1987 and 1991 that is more self absorbed than the hipster generation of 1982-1986. more narcissist than the common present “hipster” generation. the cause of this being the omnipresence of online profiles (facebook, mysp-ce) and present “hipsters”.
neo-hipster guy 1: “hey man, let’s listen to some 90’s rock electronica music and talk about how all the music today sucks.”

neo-hipster guy 2: “okay, but there are some bands today that are legit, like, kings of leon, the shins and portugal. the man. every new band besides those bands suck. right?”

neo-hipster guy 1: “f-ck yeah you’re right! i’m as-xual!”

neo-hipster guy 2: “what was that?”

neo-hipster guy 1: “nothing. let’s listen to some air!”

neo-hipster guy 2: “okay, that sounds pretty chill.”

(n). the mainstream or wannae-be hipster. wears the hipster clothes and knows some of the bands, but falls short of the ‘real’ hipster
i got this shirt at urban outfitters.
man, that girl is so neo-hipster.

i wouldn’t be caught dead at the 930 club, it’s full of neo-hipsters.
an individual who believes that being a hipster is “too mainstream” and therefore resorts to the act of telling others that they have not partic-p-ted in some mainstream activity but express their desire too in an attempt to both emphasize the fact that they haven’t yet partic-p-ted and separate themselves from normal hipsters.

basically taking the hipster philosophy of “i’m so counterculture that i listened to them first” and extending it to “i’m so counterculture that i never listened to them at all”
“yeah man, i’ve heard good things about deertick, and i’ve been meaning to check out their stuff”