Next Graham


a scary scottish man who ravages through your facebook friends naming their features. studying at glasgow university. joining the xbox live party of a younger age group, making paedophilic threats.
eddie: i’m looking through you’re facebook, you’ve got some beautiful girls on there.

joe: bun that, stop being some next graham.

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