Neo Jedi

the gayest of all gay s-x acts, named for its inventor.

to be accomplished, the bottom must have a rectal yeast infection at the time and the top cannot have washed his c-ck in at least a month.

the top b-ttf-cks the bottom bareback while having to take a huge p-ss. after the top c-ms, he leaves his d-ck in the bottom’s cornhole and empties his bladder into the bottom’s r-ct-m.

immediately after the top pulls out, he plugs the bottom’s distended balloon knot with three ungreased pool b-lls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters “f a g”.

the mixture of c-m, head cheese, sh-t, ky, p-ss, santorum, duck b-tter and -ss yeast are then left to ferment for three weeks minimum.

after fermentation, the pool b-lls are shat out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpan for an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed j-zz rag and served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberries and layered with fresh santorum to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.
our neo jedi last night was the best
a group of patriotic individuals, from all walks of life. they believe in freespeach, and the collective as a whole believe in all of the const-tutional rights. their ranks include both conservatives, and libretarians. while they generally keep to themselves, if challenged, there is nothing they will not do when their wrath is drawn down upon someone. in all, a good bunch of folks.
they have no problem with the fact that you have a different idea than they do. they have a problem when you try and force your ideas on them. the neo-jedi will help you if your sincere, or perform the mudhole stomp if you try and cross them.