neo-shitpost
a form of sh-tposting where the main premise is philosophical intelligence, or intellectual discussion. under these guises, the neo-sh-tpost attempts to create an image of surreal or ironic investment in an otherwise asinine topic. it may or may not build up tension to a point of vividly engaging the reader, and then flip back into a regular sh-tpost or meme.
“i posted a neo-sh-tpost last night about how weebs are unfairly treated in western culture due to reciprocation of their consumption, ie spouting occasional j-panese phrases un-ironically and such, compared to western media consumers who may quote their favorite lines from movies and receive no negative attention, and even praise for timing such a line with the current situation faced. an example of this would be talking about the force from star wars.”
~ closet weaboo attempting to justify his actions
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