neobrat quickpost cryptics
people whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. the nightmarish “finished product” of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. i first heard the term used by owlhoot on sci.tech-archive.net.
neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (owlhoot)
neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: lmf–…@ these brawdz…delet me blok me…idgaf…but i tell u one thing when see dont utter to yo to say shyt 2 me…dnt try to act like we fam or frends…cuz i dnt fuc wit boogi -ss hoes any way! so keep mine up out yo mouf…cuz i will make a trip! it aint neva een no ho n me! now run tell dat! sho (lamebook)
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