Neopolitan Dump
when you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your sh-t log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon very close inspection, be cl-ssified by each backed-up day since the last dump. in rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect neopolitan dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.
frank: d-mn tom, you should’ve seen this m-ssive and magnificent dump i took this morning.
tom: what was so amazing about it?
frank: well, i’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from mexican to thai to j-panese to greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. i’ve never seen anything like it!!
tom: i’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring neopolitan dump. did you take a picture?
frank: you d-mn right i took a picture… check it out (hands tom picture)
tom: gross
frank: smyd
tom: garg the smeg
frank: wow noz
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