Paddock Wood


a small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. also known as pikey wood.
‘g-d you hear about that fight in pikey wood?

hear about the fight in paddock wood?
a hill-billy town in saskatchewan, canada. also another word for an indian rez.
man, you from paddockwood?!

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