neowinian


dumping ground for chode to promote the video game s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: shadow of chern-byl
chode made a post on neowin about s.t.a.l.k.e.r.
a member of the neowin.net community.
i am a neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because i am teh own joo. sure you might get laid, but i will hax0r jo0!
a term used to describe rich, white boys who gather to whine about their pathetic problems at neowin.

rednecks are also usually common, as well as the shunned warez monkeys.
huezo: omg guys, some jerks dented my eyeeepod. even though i already have 2 more, i’m still gonna ring up apple and pay $279 for a new case. i’m so ruined 🙁

cwalker: lolz, you guys can’t believe what i just did. i ripped off my father by a couple hundred dollars by selling him a fx-53. all he wanted was a faster computer and all he needed was to get rid of that spyware cr-p. hehe, now i’m one step closer to my car and now i’m bragging about it to a forum
i’m so evil…hehe
a member or subscriber of the coolest tech community in h-ll – www.neowin.net
insanekiwi teh l33t.
chode teh n3rd.
n00bie teh helpness.
radish teh dood.
daniel teh g0d.
someone who ikes to learn about how stupid and ignorant people are
i’m a loser who has no life who enjoys bithcing about stuff who n-body cares about but im stupid and ignorant so i dont care!

l337 h4x012

omfg u noob! u posted something that has already been posted 2 months ago!! i’m reporting you to a mod!!
a member of a forum which has gone from being an interesting place for debate and news to a site which prefers to ask the question of “when did you first…” or who is owned at that particular moment. most probably ages 12 – 17 if a new member.
a 13 year old feels lonely and has nothing to do, suddenly they can have a range of teens believeing everything they write, heaven 🙂
a bunch of douche bags who have small c-cks who gather to whine and b-tch about technology. the users believe they know everything when they really don’t. bunch of wannabes.
ik 47 is a pure douche bag for joining and replying to all of the reviews in about 10 minutes saying: “nice work!” attempting to up his posts. or make up for the fact that he has a small p-n-s.

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