neptune high school
sum ugly -ss b-tches with some ugly -ss att-tudes. gon get your sh-t whacked. students be suckin off the teachers and b-tches always be gettin into fights over stupid sh-t like if someone blinked at them. hoes continue to have their s-x tapes leaked and they’ve already gotten hiv like 30 times in a row. bob the builder can’t even fix this sh-t. and sh-t. bob the builder can fix everything. there’s weed in every locker and i swear them janitors open them lockers up and shove the weed up their -sses. because don’t we all wanna do sum sh-t like that?
“hey, can i get a copy of your s-x tape?”
“nah. you can get the experience of one rn tho.” 😉 neptune high school
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