Neptune’s trident
one of the holy grail s-xual acts. this involves one man and three women. the lucky man will have one woman on his p-n-s and one hand in each of the other two women. this makes him look like neptune’s tri-pr-nged trident.
and like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.
nick: “i scored big the other day, i hit on three chicks and they did neptune’s trident with me.”
dude: “way to go my man! you is a s-x god!”
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