Nercous
a pregnant male wombat; one that may be flattered when you offer it either skinned worms, or large pink dresses.
it dwells deep within gnarnia.
“oh my! what a dreadful sight! is that an overweight elephant?”
“no…my dear lord… it’s… it’s… a wombat!”
“you mean a nercous my fine lady.”
“shall we make love?”
“yes.”
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….mmm…….m…”
0_o
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