Nerd Guy


the single-handedly most beautiful m-f- that has ever set foot on this planet. he is highly trained in the skills of ninja jutsu and fashion. some examples of his jutsu attacks are wind scar, ninja fire jutsu, and big bang boom. he runs like a total bad-ss with his hands behind his back. his fashion skills do not go without notice. he wears a black fedora, any superhero shirt, and a big puffy vest. he wears gl-sses that allow him to see through your clothes. he lives in his own world, and doest realize it. he calls random people mayor and president. if you ever meet him, he may hump your leg and through up in his hands. and if he doesnt like you, he will find you, and he will kill you.
josh hair slap big bang boom nerd guy
a f-cking r-t-rded person who has been completely brainwashed by naru and yugioh books, is super ugly,has totally f-cked up hair and acne, and enjoys running around shouting phrases from terrible anime books/shows. also, the nerd guy p-n-s is as thin as paper, and 1/8 inch long
“you don’t stand a ghost of a chance when i wind scar you!!” said the acne-covered nerd guy.

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