nerd hag


an alleged female on the internet who intentionally posts pictures of her scantily clad self, types s-xual innuendo on message boards, and otherwise openly flaunts the fact that yes, she is a female, on the internet. all this is done to gain popularity on forums and to attract attention.

the nerd hag often uses more than her fair share of smiley faces.

also see: attention wh-r-

they are sirens of the intarwebs, tie yourself to the mast.
in the middle of a discussion:

forumer: as i was saying, blah blah blah you’ve contradicted yourself

nerd hag: :)1 sec my bra came loose brb 🙂 -blushes-

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