Nerd handcuffs


when you have a electronic device in your hands, usually hindering the person from doing any other activity other than use the device.
joe: how was last night?
henry: pretty bad. i was in nerd handcuffs and couldn’t eat or sleep at all. at least leveled up a bunch!

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