Nerd Poker


a name given to the dorky card game “magic the gathering”
mauro: hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

travis: do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
when people get together play texas hold’em poker and the first few people out of the game play video games while waiting for the next one to start.
you: hey you want to get together with the boys this weekend for some nerd poker?

me: h-ll yes i do!!

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